That forward grip looks a little dildo-ish.

I don’t know about their current status (I believe it’s being fought out in court), but here in Indiana when they passed their moronic ‘religious freedom bill’ to support the Hobby Lobby decision, a “church of marijuana” declared itself in Indianapolis and claimed the right to the religious freedom to use marijuana.

Uh. No. You get the special glass ones (tempered etc). They are very smooth and slippery and very hygienic - easy to clean and keep clean. Blushing.

I’m willing to bet an entire classroom of people launching dildoes in self-defense would be quite a distraction for a gunman. That’s gotta buy a few critical split-seconds, no?

Really? I assumed if you type dildo + any other word you will get some type of relevant image. For instance I just typed dildo elephant and got this:

*sigh* Why do I know this*...

What if you make eye contact, then bite down as hard as you can?

Seeing the mass arrest of hundreds of brave souls carrying dildos would be about the best thing ever. Can you imagine CNN or, holy God, Fox News carrying that story. “Austin police today confiscated 34 butt plugs, 20 magic rabbits, and.....uh, uh.... 50 ten inch rubber black cocks. Next up, the weather and a great…

This is hilarious. Jessica Jin is awesome.

You know, this leads to an excellent conclusion... if there is a mass-shooting on campus, you’re probably screwed whether you have a gun or not, so you might as well make that term literal while you’re there...

(I really thought I was going to come up empty handed on a search. But no... times 1,000)

I get that you people are prudes but really you have laws against dildo open carry? Are you also not allowed to eat bananas in public?

But I like text and word limits. That 140 limit has made me much more concise.

Swift has 7 billion view on youtube, that’s on average one view for entire population of the Earth.

I just hit 200 followers, it is pretty goddamned mind blowing. My cats are just really handsome.

A Florida judge appointed by Jeb.

The fuck?

One of my favorite symptoms of black robe syndrome is when the treat the lawyers like the scum of the earth, forgetting completely where they came from.

And people wonder why domestic violence victims don’t call the cops, even if it means they end up dead. It’s either this kind of treatment or not being believed at all.

Of course, you’re right.