shrayber, i know you use reddit, so i think you will understand what i'm saying here... are you secretly /u/vargas? because every time i see your posts (i don't even have to look at the byline to know they're yours...) i say "goddamit it shrayber" which is also most folks' reaction to vargas...

by god i love reed's ginger ale with more passion than i can explain. particularly the ginger apple brew. yummmmm

i tend to occupy my stress thoughts about things we have no control over with the yellowstone supervolcano. we're so screwed.

i also don't understand this- like, are they also completely illiterate and can't follow instructions at all, because that's what recipes are.

i looked at this several times before i realized emma was flipping off the pap. mostly i love her sunnies/hat/bob look.

frankly, he's definitely physically attractive, but his best feature is how he interacts with elsa pataky (his wife) and their kids. they're a gorgeous happy family and it's disgustingly wonderful.

elizabeth banks channeled effie trinket quite well with that dress/her whole look. i think it's my fave of all of them.

go see the last unicorn in theaters! it's on a screening tour through the country, and also internationally, and peter s beagle is there and it's amazing!!

must have been a really intense game of catan...

seriously. i can't believe no one else has commented on it, it's AWFUL. i hope it's for a movie (but i also hope there is no movie in the world that terrible...)

there are few books i have just stopped reading. wuthering heights is awful and full of awful people.

yep. i really can't stand her music, but as a person she is really awesome.

yep. my only reaction to this (aside from the warm glow that maddow gives me) was to think "go run for school board, folks!" i'm planning on doing it in the very near future.

this is a really solid list.

yep. i thankfully was a washington resident attending college in idaho, so my vote by mail ballot went wherever i wanted it sent, basically. but i wasn't going to register to vote in a state that wouldn't allow me to be a resident for college tuition reasons. nonsense.

shrayber, you're a gem. please never change.

everyone else seems to be getting up in arms about all the rest of this piece, except this part: "Go ahead and serve your wedding cake with a heaping scoop of terrorists and communism." which is absolutely the part that stuck out to me the most. no wonder the rest of the world hates americans...

AMEN. i'm in the same boat. thankfully, i can't stand most of my family, so that helps. also, they seem amazingly averse to any sort of travel, so even though my hoped for location is only about a 3-4 hour drive, i anticipate most of them not showing up.

i met my boyfriend on reddit. that's what folks really don't understand, if they've even heard of reddit, it's always only the horrible stuff.

so glad i wasn't the only one who noticed that!