so apparently you broke the bitchy waiter's website. quick TLDR on how the IRS is fucking up the automatic gratuity? i've always thought that was a good policy for restaurants to be able to use. my sister gets shorted on so many large parties, but her company refuses to implement mandatory gratuities for large parties.

WHO DOESN'T LIKE SPINACH ARTICHOKE DIP?! seriously. i could fucking live on that, cooked up all nice and bubbly in the oven with tons of parmesan served with baguette. people are so strange.

seriously, she is so fantastically gorgeous, and that is a great dress, pregnant or not pregnant.

how do you know what they do or do not know about the history of the region?

is this jeremy renner? i'm having a hard time telling since he's flailing so much =)

i'm also bitter about this particular name change. and lack of screentime.

i would also love to watch that show.

i want to be your plus one at that LoTR wedding. sounds awesome.

my boyfriend's nephew's girlfriend only eats pizza and chicken strips. and like, nachos maybe? and you had better believe people cater to this 17 y.o. i was like, she's basically an adult, she has a car, let her go find the food she wants to eat instead of preparing another entire meal for this one person. also, she's…

how in god's name did you live with that person for FIVE years?!

see, now i'm a little curious about the place Kira I was at, because i want to go there.

so you love into the wild then, right? because that soundtrack is ALL veder.

omg. sorority life had SUCH pretty clothes. sometimes i miss it, and then i remember just how damn obsessed with it i was. glad i finally deleted it.

i played the "sorority life" game on facebook for like 3 years. i didn't ever spend actual money, but i did a lot of "offers" to get "brownie points." so i know where this post was coming from.

i absolutely love vote by mail. washington isn't perfect, but we're damn close =)

but you do yank the charter of a fraternity house if there are systemic problems with that same house. it's basically the exact same situation, and i have no problem with it.

i'm so glad one of the bridesmaids the author talked to plugged offbeat bride! they are seriously the best. any thought anyone has ever had about whether what they want to do with their wedding that is unconventional is a good idea, someone on there has probably already done or talked about. and unconventional is a…

that's a dewlap =)

i was surprised you weren't the author of this piece, frankly.

best breakfast you say? waffles covered in peanut butter and maple syrup (the real kind, or at the very least, make it at home with mapeline, none of this corn syrup-butter flavored bullshit) served with bacon and orange juice, no pulp. my boyfriend doesn't like or eat breakfast on weekdays (we only see each other on…