That'll happen when your cousin Gnarls is getting all the attention.

That's 3 less waiters you have to worry about hiring for your wedding Mr. Fowler, I mean Mr. Leitch.

Guillen's act is tired and clownish. Berating the rookie was one thing

La Russa has already called in a hurricane for the Cards' next visit to

Dennis Hopper needs to call JJ about that Heineken.