What is the alternative to burying or cremating? I’m asking seriously.

Larry Wilmore is so freaking adorable

It’s only my dream job.

EXCELLENT follow-up question. 10/10

This has been like watching Meryl Streep be a regular on 2 1/2 Men.

I hope this show amplifies her voice so much that every corner of the country will be able to hear her.

I think there’s a difference between feeling ready to try out leading a new project of your own vs. taking over a beloved, well-established one.

I still watch TDS and I still like it. But I really wanted Jessica to take over from Jon Stewart. I don’t know if she was considered but she seemed perfect for the job.

I wish they would’ve just gave her the daily show...

Thank. Fucking. God.

OMG, YAAAASSSSS! YQYyyyyyyy!!

Jessica’s one of those people whose very presence reminds me that I have done jackshit with my life. I’m going to go crawl under the blankets and eat doritos and cry.

Does this mean the job of Chief Beyonce Correspondent is available?!

I’m sold!

“Counterpoint: It’s a really good tool for finding criminals and solving crimes.”