I think it’s more disappointing that now that he doesn’t have any more elections to win, he’s being so tepid about things like this.

It depends on what sort of gay you sign up for. It looks like he got the “Yas Queen” bundle. I got the “Hipster Otter” deal and I can’t do those moves.

I think their heads might actually explode.

I’d imagine something to the tune of : “it’s a barbaric practice & how dare they bring their oppressive “Moslem” prejudices into our country. This isn’t medieval times. This is America where all are equal & free to live their lives however they want!” They'd probably say it with a straight face & without a hint of…

What do you think they’d say if there was a Muslim-run conversion therapy practice in this country?

Ok foxnews tell us all how this is an attack on christians who morally oppose homosexuality....then go back to telling Muslims where they can & can't build a mosque.

Cannot. Stop. Watching.

Convert back to heterosexuality? Fuck that. Being gay is the best choice I ever made.

This president takes more time to “evolve” than a fucking army of Eevees with only one Fire Stone between all of them.

As someone who drove a "hook" (tow trucks are still called this despite tow trucks not having used hooks since the 70's) the tow truck was fine, as the jeep The rear tires are just cradled and then the cradles are lifted- the vehicle just sits on top. You aren't going to damage those cradles. And he drove off in the…

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.

So, an Akron Steamer?

19 BM's and only one picture?! This guy is 95% successful at shitting on cars in public. I can't even piss behind a dumpster without getting a ticket.

New meaning to Mud Flaps

If he's pooping on ugly cars maybe this guy is more of a vigilante. You ever drive around and look at all the hideous cars in the world? Like this neon? Or the PT Cruiser? Or almost everything from the 80's? I mean it can't cost that much more to make a car attractive. Maybe covering it with poo is his means of…

Finally, someone who gives a crap about cars.

Is it cold enough to immediately freeze the poop to the car? If not I would worry about it sliding downhill towards me, as it appears is possible with the red car pictured. Keep those hoods waxed, Akronites!

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME