Skipping dialog in a Tales game is sacrilege. Go play Ys or something.

We could lose a lot of (really good) episodes, like the floating fat guy at the circus who was weirdly compelling for not making a damn bit of sense, and focus on the core Vicious serial stuff..... which is what I think they’re probably doing, because in the streaming era that’s how shows work, but I dunno if you can…

This isn’t explicitly stated but just about every other Red Dragon character we meet reacts to Spike along the lines of “I wish you hadn’t left” or “things would be different if you were still here” etc. Spike had everyone’s loyalty but didn’t give two shits about the power. Vicious wanted all of the power but had…

Far Cry has always been in the exploitation genre, Kotaku is just waiting to bite down acting like this is a new thing. It’s tiresome really, either consume the product or don’t give them money. Your journalistic integrity is lost when you act like Ubisoft didn’t become a brand using exploitation from Clancy to Creed,…

This reminds me I never finished the trilogy because the time mechanic in Lightning Returns gave me anxiety. 

In theory, this is very very cool. In practice... I’m the weirdo who liked the earlier iterations of the game, which were more focused and just sort of aimlessly bopping about the the galaxy. I’ve tried to get back into it a couple times since then, and each time, there’s more and more focus on the various crafting or…

They’re trying to cast a new movie. Start with your Morgan Webb as Chun-Li, Carrot Top as Guile, Sigourney Weaver as Ryu, and that guy from a trailer park after a tornado as Zangief.

That is clearly Pvt Ace Levy of Rico’s Roughnecks!

Jake Bussey as Guile..

Getting ready to say that myself.  That’s Mr. Bean if it’s anyone.

That is waaaaay more Rowan Atkinson than Jack Black

Yeah, I came in here expecting to laugh at this, but then saw the comparison shots and was like “oh no...”

Lots of people are reporting on Reddit that even during rain, the “wet” surfaces as seen in the above screenshot (and their reflectivity) are still missing or significantly diminished.

Players have a sixth sense for finding the most arbitrary aspects of a game to hone in on and dissect with a laser-thin internet scalpel.

Wow, and they really did not disappoint, did they? Good call :) 

Well, I assume the point of this post is to try and get the cheat makers axed.

what is it about the cute animal game made for babies that triggers such anger among adult nerds

imagine a world so wholesome that it just didn’t occur to people to try to cheat at games.   Assholes, all of them, the pe0ple making this, the people buying it,  all of them.

“Once in a meath” - That’s when things get weird!