You, sir, are an internet hero.  I applaud your willingness to own up to your mistake and not resort to toxic behavior.  Cheers to you, man.

You just summed up my gaming childhood, ages 5-9.  Metroid, and then later Link's Awakening on Game Boy stole unreasonable amounts of my time and I wasn't even able to get past the first few bosses in either.  I did eventually beat LA when I was a bit older, but Metroid still remains unbeaten, and Samus was still…

I think less evil, more selfish.  They love their money and will go to any length to keep it.

I second this on both counts.

Not to mention that GTA5 is one of the most technically impressive games of all time. Nah, its gotta be a line of code, 3 at most, right? /s

“I accept you."

I don’t know about now, but back in the 90s Tokyo had a big problem with public masturbation. I originally assumed this was so people could masturbate in public without being seen, which is maybe the super-worst and likely wrong assumption.

I died at “yakuza dairy farm.” If you’re ever in Portland, I’d love for you to come out with my girlfriend and I to get drinks and go off about Japanese and games e to se to ra. No pressure.

Saddened by no Skies of Arcadia, gladdened by the inclusion of Xenogears.

I believe the delivery was meant to be like this:

That is absolutely the point that is being made.

I would say this is less cosplay and more sculpture - doesn’t someone have to be able to wear it in order for it to count as cosplay?

Love your videos, Tim. When are you gonna wrap up Found in Translation/make those Undertale videos you toyed with my emotions by mentioning?

I watched the shit out of this show as a kid.  I had 4 or 5 VHS tapes and I had those suckers memorized.

That story bums me out.  Your mother sounds like an awesome woman, though.  Thanks for sharing.

I fucking lost it at Unaccredited University.

Hey Keza, did you read Accelerando by Charles Stross? It’s one of my top 3 cyberpunk novels ever. Based on your issues with this game, it seems like it would be right up your alley.

Should developers stop depicting women like this altogether? It seems kind of like fantasy is over the top, so maybe the women can be, too? I don’t know how I feel. Full disclosure: I love the Soul games and always have - but I’m also what you might call the “target audience.”