Which is funny, because just about everyone I know that has an Apple device can barely get 2 years out of them.

So, you haven’t tried an Android product for the past 5+ years? Android phones have improved pretty drastically over that period of time.

Look at Lenovo’s new Yogabook and realize that there IS an option that isn’t an iPad, and it comes with a ridiculously cool (and very usable) keyboard attached. (plus a Wacom digitizer built in)

Apple sells a slab phone which costs a cool thousand dollars—ouch. And two years from now, you’re looking at Apple tugging the ring thru your nose as they sell you a phone that costs $1200. So declare enough is enough and snip the ring from your nose.