There is the whole issue of restarting said cow. 

You can’t shut off a cow

I don't have to be as diplomatic as Tom does, the dealers don't respond to your absurdly low offers because you are wasting their fucking time. 

I think you’re making a mountain out of a molehill. This is just the President paying nearly ten times the going rate to a military contractor for stuff that probably won't work. Be best! 

When do the photos of Trump standing around with Panthera execs start showing up? Closely followed by his denials that he ever met them, of course.

I read A Curious History of Sex by Dr Kate Lister (highly recommended) and was astounded by some of the pictures in there.  I know there’s nothing new under the sun, but I wasn’t expecting to see a Victorian-era photo of gay fisting.

A protest organization is sometimes like a business. It needs to stand out, find a market, etc. If they just went around protesting sexism in all its many varied forms, they might get lost in a crowd. By doing their specific thing on their specific issue, they form a brand. It’s a slightly misguided brand, perhaps.…

I cooked some salmon in the office microwave. I apologized a hundred times, to no avail.

Counterpoint - you can clean leather. Cloth will hold your shirtless stank until the heat death of the universe.

God damn, why is every version of every Land Cruiser sold everywhere in the world cooler and cheaper than the one available in the U.S.?

“but what about rap!!!” is probably the funniest response racists have to this whole thing.

Good point. Considering how she stepped into the path of machine gun fire to protect him show’s that people, at least certain people, aren’t disposable for her.

I think Delores’ idea of who is oppressed has changed as she’s seen the scope of how the 1% has managed to use the 99%. She sees most of humanity as being in the same position the hosts were in at the Park—only there to serve the whims of those in power.

Something something George Soros, Globalism, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and of course Chemtrails.

“Well trick me into an embassy and chop me up like a piece of meat, this is the last thing I’d have expected from Saudi Arabia!”

“90% of the guys that buy Tacoma’s will never even use it for transporting rebels, let alone mount a 20mm cannon in it.”

“I can’t say that I agree with genocide, but at least they’re using a pickup for actual work.” - Jalop McJaloperman

And I see that our “friends” Saudi Arabia and Dubai are complicit in this. 

it can be both, but for entirely different reasons. 

And yet we are bailing out Delta and American Airlines...