Yeah, no meat on Fridays used to be a year round Catholic thing (I think pre Vatican II). I’ve been told that’s why clam chowder is typically the soup of the day many Fridays also.

Sorry, let me rephrase: go eat a bag of dicks, you hungry, hungry dick hippo.

“For your contribution, here is a check for $10,000....but for some reason our accounting department issued checks for $15,000. Just deposit the check, mail us $4,000 cash and keep and extra $1,000 for your troubles.”

Of course no mention or article of the Amber Heard audio from a month ago painting her as the abuser. Just going to ignore all of that because it doesn’t fit the narrative being pushed here.

Aren’t there apparently recordings of her abusing him or are they fake? I haven’t Heard them yet, so I sadly can’t bring about internet justice. Do either of them have Covid-19 yet?

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

we’ve already bailed them out with crushed flights, baggage fees, $12 dollar shitty snacks and ridiculous fares. Having flown Ryan in Europe I feel extremely cheated by our domestic airlines, it’s a cattle car both ways but at least on Ryan I’m paying steerage prices for steerage class, Bailouts my ass. 

Yup.  Loved season one and the way it came together at the end.  Season Two was a bit meh.  I’ll give S3 a try but my hopes are pretty low now. 

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

1st gear: Why  do the words 'Trump administration', 'chaos', and 'confusion' always appear together in the same article? 

import law and DOT legal are not the same. I can’t import a tractor and take it on the highway just because its old.

Not an apples to apples comparison. A low-production custom vs. a mass-produced job you see everywhere vs. the pleasure of not being able to go anywhere without someone saying WHAT IS THAT?

Midwesterner here. No, relish trays are not super fancy or even part of all midwest family gatherings. They existed at our family get togethers. They were neat. And it’s nice to see it was something that some of us have in common.
The appetizers before our main entree and sides at a gathering were usually ‘fancier’…

“Our own office is in Times Square, I’m sure that’s not a dangerous place to be amidst a global pandemic at all.” - This is not a pandemic, that’s what the Soviets want you to think. I have words on this matter, we will resist and fight the Jojaba virus at every corner. I am the best thing that ever happened to…

Which are admittedly pronounced Oh Clare, Mar-Ket, and Prairie Doo Sheen. (Source: native ‘Sconnie, not familiar with Lake Butte pronunciation.)

The best relish trays are the ones that come with a nice meal at an Indian restaurant.

The author of this “comment” sounds like he had his balls stolen by a girl in a Prius. This read screams “I am a beta Male, hear my big truck!” Why the personal attacks instead of a poignant comment? Just makes you look like a douche, not me. 

“Tread on me, daddy”

LOL, wut?

The thin blue line flag, otherwise known as the “Blue lives matter” flag is nothing more than a racist response to black lives matter. And the fact that literally every single one of those flags seems to be adhered to mainly vehicles that Trump supportin’ rednecks like probably bring validity to that claim.