And then Phil will make them run the triangle and be completely at a loss when it doesn’t work.

I am shocked Austin Rivers is only 24. I feel like we’ve been watching him Keystone Kops his way around the league for at least a decade...

10/10 would hoon 19L DUAL SUPERCHARGED V16 DODGE HELLDESTROYER’

I bought a 2000 Chevy 4x4 extended cab a year ago for $2100 in west bend-so they’re out there.

It’s all relative. This isn’t a good take, and it’s a cop-out. You can’t compare a team with a Hall of Fame QB to a shit-tier garbage franchise like the Jaguars and say “they’d kill for your season”. Why? Because when you have an aging HoF QB, a generational player, you have to have sky-high standards. You have a…

In the two dozen or so texts I sent during the game, the word “arrogance” was prominent. To think that the Steelers base 3-4 w/o Heyward would, for the first time, put enough pressure on Brady to keep the game close was the definition of arrogant. Pgh’s LBs are quality, secondary weak, and how many plays were…

Is Roethlisberger really considering retiring or is that his way of telling management “Our coaches suck”?

Yah, well

But the SHAREHOLDERS own the PACKERS!!!

I actually do this to great success. I usually use close to boiling water though so the ice gets melted away in one quick sweep.

“You should read Jalopnik, it’s good and insightful.”

Seafoam will help your car run better:

I don’t have to slow down because I have AWD.

To stop your brakes from squeaking, you just need to “re-calibrate them”. Drive as fast as possible in reverse and then slam on your brakes as hard as possible.

“It’s OK to stay in the left lane as long as I can do the speed limit”

“AWD is better than snow tires.”
“Snow tires are a waste of money.”
“You’re better off because you have AWD.”
“I want AWD to keep my family safe in the winter.”

Spray paint cans?

Off Jalopnik! Get out!

You’re no Jalop. Where did you come from?

Man, someone can throw a toaster strudel at me any time.