Spot on, man. It does everything below-average. Now, if it had a 400ish hp engine with a matching torque figure that took to some modifications, maybe it’s a different story. Lots of legendary cars throughout history that were pretty shitty cars on the whole, but had it where it counted under the hood. Shitty but…

Of all the horrendous looking things you could point out on the CTR, the wing is the least offensive. 

I’ve been a rabid Mustang supporter all my life. And let me tell you, I’ve spent countless hours in my head trying to think of ways to modify a Mustang II into something cool. It simply can’t be done.

I don’t have the time or the ambition to type out every red flag I see with this. CP. 

Former ‘12 370Z Nismo owner here.

It was my dream car. Drove hundreds of miles to see it at the Chicago Auto Show when they first were introduced. Bided my time and saved my sheckles so that when they dropped into my price range I could afford one. Finally found one in spring of 2017 in St. Louis that was in my range…

This is one of the best comments on this thing that I’ve seen yet. 100% spot on. This nameplate needed to be brought back in a certain way to succeed, and anyone who would’ve been interested in actually putting down the cash can see that it wasn’t. This should have been a bigger GT/muscle car to compete with Mustang…

Wisconsin resident here. Steelers fan, with a Packers fan wife. ‘JIMMY GRAHAM IS ASS’ is a weekly post for me. It’s tradition at this point.

Was pretty clear from the get-go that Jalopnik wasn’t ever going to get shit from GM on the C8 because of the C7 coverage. Find your C8 fix elsewhere. Petty shit, but reality. 

I know it’s easy for people like myself that have been with this site from the very beginning to shake our fists at the clouds and point out the obvious - but this site used to be quality over quantity, and to see that kind of info posted to just confirm that it’s not that way anymore and is wildly disheartening.

It’s telling about the current state of Jalopnik as a whole when a writer says things like ‘I’m in charge of the site on Sundays’ and insinuates that at the same time he’s writing coverage about things he doesn’t have any experience with. Remember way back when this site had qualified staff? When writers wrote…

How the fuck does this only have 2 stars...

I will be there to carry your corpse down from the mountain with the respect a hero like yourself deserves. 

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ... Zeppelin at FIFTEEN? Aerosmith at 45? You people are out of your damn minds. 

Love: 2 Door Yukon, rust free, well kept for it’s age.
Don’t love: 150K, mismatched aftermarket carpet, yee-yee bumper, aftermarket hot air intake, faded lights.

Great example of a 2-door GMT400 SUV, but it’s about 3K too high. I’d be a buyer at 5K if it was mechanically perfect otherwise, but almost 9K is dumb money. 

But they’re not low-key. Hated on by most of these riders with no skills, no taste, with HD’s. Old wheels and old keys, slow boats, no triple pipes, no HPs.

Remember when the big discussion was who should take who in that draft between two absolute sure things in Wiggins and Jabari Parker? The answer was ‘neither’. 

What dipshit named him ‘Hebei Pangzai’ and not ‘Liu King’.....

Have you read about the new ownership? Check it out. This is only going to get worse.

Honestly, vaping is so much more pleasant than traditional smoking, provided you’re on with the right stuff. Ruthlessly efficient and discreet. I never burn flower these days unless there’s a cart shortage.