*demoralizED

ftfy

The one crease in the armor here, evidenced once again for the first 2.5 quarters of this game, is that Milwaukee can go on extended streaks of absolutely abhorrent shot selection and sloppy play. Barkley even made mention of it during the half last night.

Giannis and Middleton sat with foul trouble for damn near the…

I’ve seen someone describe his striking as ‘gingerly buttering stale bread’, and honestly, that’s the best thing I’ve ever read. He’s serviceable but not an upper echelon worker. It’s almost as if he’s regressed over his time in WWE. Couldn’t stand watching his singles matches. 

I’m gonna be honest here, that redesign alone takes me from ‘no fucking way am I seeing this shitshow’ to ‘buying advance tickets’.

‘Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time’

Is she spry?

The Big Anaconda

Exactly. 

Agreed. Imagine if Shaq had Kobe’s drive and commitment. 

Imagine being on a team that is so good that you can go ahead and be 23 pounds overweight as a starter for the entire regular season, and then 6 weeks before the playoffs decide ‘OK, I guess I should try now’. Christ.

Different strokes, I guess. :)

Unite or die!

I’ve been repping hard for Storm Duck since this started, but I’ll have to admit, Pope Thrower was the only name in the entire field that made me audibly laugh while reading it. Yes, even over Jizyah Shorts. 

The hottest of takes, I know, but IMO, the DSG was better anyway. I owned a DSG MK5 GTI, drove a few manual MK5s. I loved the DSG. Made the manual seem downright archaic. 

Maybe

The sweet spot is the MK5 R32. 

I’m impressed by how nice it is for the age, and then there was the engine bay shot.... Jesus Christ. 

Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid would like a word. 

It WEEL KEEL. 

I borrowed a Volt from a friend over the winter for a few days. What a nice car. Hard to believe it was a Chevy. Less hard to believe that Chevy once again had something decent and they fucked it up.