You may be shocked to learn that not everyone is Ninja/Tfue/Myth, that games like these sort of require mass amounts of players playing, and that mass amounts of players don’t play games that aren’t fun or at least give them a chance to win. ‘gEt gUd’ doesn’t apply here. 

You sir, are my hero. Long live the FoST and FiST. 

I forget where exactly I heard the line but, “The automobile is the most complex machine ever put in the hands of complete idiots”.

Oh my. Nice. But I was talking about what kind of vehicle you’re having ABS issues with?

Shaq rubs it in Chuck’s face when he gets out of line. The Big Analysis gets a pass. 

Ray Allen was pretty great too. 

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, what kind of car?

The invulnerability is stupid, but the including of a low-grade weapon on the drop is great. 

Hopefully Apex responds in kind with some kind of low-grade weapon you get on the respawn drop. That’s a killer in many rounds I’ve played, where you drop out with zero weapons or armor, and at that point you’re up against players who have likely completed some type of loot cycle. Wouldn’t hurt them to at least equip…

The way he yanks it away from the dog too, you can feel the hate. Fuck that asshole. 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Aspirin

Super Mega Baseball is the only baseball game worth mentioning. 

I for one give Magic all the credit in the world for taking the job in the first place, and I’ll give him more credit for quickly realizing that he wasn’t cut out for the specifics of the job once he got it, and exiting on his own terms. I can’t fault a guy for challenging himself, coming to terms with the fact that…

I get that people were pissed at him, but this is a hell of a messed up way to treat Kevin Durant.

I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen something so perfect. Lose the cheap ass Martini shit, and let’s go. 

Death, taxes, and Steph Curry ankle injuries. 

I’m all for Jalopism, but I still stand by my earlier take that this thing has no business being put on a public road. 

Davos, Tormund, and Brienne. Please. 

Anxiously awaiting the conference championship between Storm Duck and Pope Thrower. STORM DUCK FOR PRESIDENT 2020