Disney has ruined an entire generation of filmgoers.

It would be like those awesomely cheesy and totally unecessary soundtracks we got for Batman Forever and Batman & Robin.

Set to sample of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot."

If The Fresh Prince and Common don't release a tie-in novelty soft rap song, I will not be disappointed.

Red Tornado is looking great!

Actually it's about ethics in genre fiction.

I hope this song makes it all the way to the Supreme Court. I know Ginsburg wants it!

It's a miracle!

Wait, I thought House of Cards was already supposed to be a comedy. I've been laughing my way through Season 3.

Omg, have you pitched this idea to SyFy?

They're going to replace their elephants with killer whales, just to keep the controversy going.

Sounds like Lucious Lyons needs a visit from his long-lost evil twin sister.

I just got back, and this is how I'm feeling:

I would rather sit through 27-hours of Marvel mediocrity than continue this discussion any further.

Huzzah for the internet. Ain't it grand?

I'm aware. Thanks!

This is literally my idea of hell. I'd rather face off against an army of generic CGI non-humanoid cannon fodder in a battle of low stakes and zero consequences than sit through another Marvel movie.

Definitely. That's one of the reasons I suspect the 'happy' ending was tacked on at the last minute, because they clearly had a much better epilogue in mind from the get go.

The ending did indeed smell like balls.

How the movie could have ended: