Of course Winston is the one the adolescent girls would be into. So perfect.

The behind-the-desk stuff felt very Daily Show, but it was solid, and the India stuff in particular was funny and original. Having an international bent could set this show apart enough to make it a complement to The Daily Show, rather than a copy. And I would've watched John McCain tell that joke six more times, that…

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

His weirdo, stilted speech at the party was particularly alien. It was certainly funny in places, but I didn't really get it.

The actor is 16, which makes it even weirder.

I wonder how he was recruited to be her monitor, given that it sounds like it happened after they were already a couple.

Noo Helena should only eat Jello, exclusively, forever. It is the best.

On a related note, I am now holding auditions for my new band, Mechabearwolf Machinations.

Maybe that's it, he's so empathetic he just can't help thinking ideas exactly the same as other people.

Shia LaBoeuf could probably benefit from some therapy with Hannibal.

Why hasn't the show addressed it at all? It's going to come off like a big twist to the audience, but the characters will have known the whole time.

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