sounds unnerving. Do you ever have nightmares where your tubes are silently inching towards each other rendering you hopelessly fertile?

The scientologists tried to warn us, be we ignored them in our folly.

Was he talking to some veterans charity spokesperson that would inexplicably run a charity drive around a torture method being used for entertainment? Maybe he's harboring Taliban secrets that would save soldiers if they were wrenched from his brain. Nobody knows why Hannity says the things he does.

You wouldn't understand. It's a Muncie thing.

Nope. It looks like Monuments Men. Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

He, oddly, always wears a dental dam, though.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, boys go to Poopiter to get more anal. Wait… I thought that was supposed to rhyme.

-Zamboni

True. I remember a lot of French in San Cristobal and Oaxaca. Even on the Oaxaca coast near P Escondido it was mostly French, German and British that I met. I don't think I've met a single American tourist here in Puebla.

I mean, that's kind of just as annoying- making all interactions centered around yourself and your apologies. Just don't be an asshole, that's usually good enough.

Actually never been to Guanajuato (Cd.). Have been to San Miguel though- Gabacho central- so I always assumed there was a sizable expat community in Guanajuato as well. I think it's a bit of a mixed bag with colonial cities here though. I assume places like Queretaro preserve their colonial centers, making them World…

It's the follow-up to John Wick: Superwidower. A lonely John Wick commits to living life again, buys a computer from Best Buy to start up a ChristianSingles.com profile and rejoin the dating pool in search of companionship. After meeting Daisy, a single 40-something botanist from Brattleboro, John slowly normalizes to…

Did he play football? I think I remember having to wear mesh half-shirts sometimes. Or maybe this is the beginning of a new recall therapy journey.

Had to look up how razor-burn close a white sidewall haircut is, but what do the glasses have to do with the hair? jargon thing?

Well you shouldn't be giving your tires haircuts anyways.

When the non-absolute gayest of the gender really let their core go to shit over winter break.

Wait… is this going to be a instructional video about keening your eaves?

Yeah, and the kicker: just talking over a Bush press conference about Katrina. Inanities drowning out limp words.

No, that would be a 'Shellac'. I'm just kidding, I kind of like Shellac.

I mean if they want chic, it seems they should go for Guanajuato, Queretaro, Guadalajara or some such. DF is a trap. The only reason my visits there are as long as they are is because it's such a congested mess and a pain to get in and out of.