I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

I’ve got to think that butter is in the top 3. I mean there are lots of people out there who don’t drink beer or soda (not ones that I spend much time with) but everyone eats butter. And yes, I know that butter is better outside of the fridge, but here in ‘Murica, we don’t really do that so much.

1% is also in my fridge

Can't pour cheese on Lucky Charms.

Not a popular opinion, but I’m not a popular guy: I always keep some skim on hand. It’s not thick and heavy, low in fat, high in protein, and is actually refreshing (in moderation) on a hot day or after a workout.

Honest question; How can a man reach adulthood without even ACCIDENTALLY learing about sports? Were you grown in some lab or raised by feral dogs?

“Even Bryant Gumbel’s sports-centric HBO series, with its traditional newsmagazine format, is more palatable than this meandering assortment of men talking to and at each other about other men who throw things for a living”

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

Eh, there are some correlations but this doesn’t prove causation. A lot of poor people are poor due to bad decisions and/or lack of forward thinking, such as not purchasing toilet paper in bulk or on sale.

Florida would be impossible to defend and easy to cut-off. All their freshwater comes from georgia...

“There was also no torrential downpour from either of the Splash Brothers”

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

I do not think humblebragging means what you think it means.

It is your fault. My wage hasn’t been stagnant since I entered the work force. You were probably one of the people that voted the idiot into office that passed the healthcare cost increasing Obamacare. The other party is full of elected idiots too so we’ll have to fix that during primaries. I don’t rent my home. I…

The only reason that matters: “Financial goals” require more money, and nobody has gotten a raise in 30 years. Everything, absolutely everything, boils down to needing more money coming in.

I don’t believe that at all. Cutting your spending matters more than your income for most people.

If you want more money, become more valuable to the marketplace.

Not that I’m defending wage stagnation, but when I felt like I had been stuck under a certain ceiling too long salary-wise, I picked up and moved to a place with a better job market. I know this is easier said than done, but I think more people should really consider it.

I HAD NO IDEA FREEMAN MCNEIL WAS THIS FUNNY. WHERE IS AL TOON?