Am I being a bush-league Robin Hood or a total wet blanket when I rally against people buying shit that they don’t want just to charge more money from the person who really does want it?  I have a similar take on sporting event/concert tickets. 

Taking the troll a little too personally when the roster contains over 70 OTHER fighters to choose from

Thats a dumb reason to not buy a game.

cry more you big baby 

Can I just point out that even Sakurai knew we’d all be “wtf” by having all the characters “stunned” by this inclusion.

I’m confused. Why is it bad? Because it’s from the west?

Corpse Run is pretty hilarious if you’ve played Radiant Historia.

The spite of leaving the first place person hanging when you’re in last is absolutely worth missing those 2 coins.

Waluigi like “This motherfucker right here!”

I draw a line at destruction. I get being frustrated, but throwing a controller on the ground is too far. Even if it’s your controller and you have every right to destroy it, that’s a juvenile gesture.

Life in Aggro is a reference to Final Fantasy XIV, which is one of the best MMORPGs on the market right now. And Miqo’tes are the resident catgirls/boys of the game:

Eh, I just don’t really like spiteful takes, also I keep wondering why Detroit hasn’t attracted lots of people looking to take advantage of the super-cheap abandoned space (and then realize apparently it has, and people are grumpy, can’t win no matter what). Also bashing my generation and younger is getting stupid.

No shit.

I get that local hole in the wall food is the best, and I 100% agree, but this article also comes off as “fuck people who are trying to make this city not suck ass and be full of run-down devastation, also fuck young people and their stupid avocado toast strawman food.” 

As a local, I had no idea “Almond Boneless Chicken” was not a thing elsewhere.  Neat!  

While the bulk of Mario Party's appeal is multiplayer in the same room, I wouldn't judge someone who liked the game enough that they wanted to play online or even by themselves. 

IMO you have it backwards there - the game was so bland and repetitive because it was designed for motion control. They could certainly have done something interesting with that setup. It’s just hamstrung by the terrible Wiimote, built on a foundation of quicksand.

Yes, but that was a design decision they made - not to design for useful controls at all. They could have done so, but didn’t. I know, that would have ‘compromised’ the motion control design, but no big loss since the motion control is terrible.  Prey being the other obvious example.

The older I get the more I realize that was just old people fucking with us because they knew they could.

And according to 80s and 90s moms they would all just be called “Nintendo”.