this is absurd. If they wanted to be realistic, they'd have the politician responding to the girl's text with a dick pic.

You know what? I was going to ignore your bullshit trolly comments, but fuck that. You are full of shit. First of all, I went back and counted what was at least 3 white men, and possibly more, but I can't quite tell since their faces are blurred out. And also, on a personal note, the day I was groped, yes, by a black…

If you have to start a sentence with "this is going to sound racist, BUT" just don't finish whatever it is you're thinking, k?

It sounds racist because it is racist. Men of all backgrounds do this, don't kid yourself otherwise.

And then there's the Barbie/Breaking Bad crossover, where Barbie says "Meth is hard." You know, 'cause of the chemistry and whatnot.

My only criticism is that this article wasn't about the coding language.

I used to buy that wholesale, but the whole NSA business (though it did eventually come to light) belies the government incompetency argument because they actually managed to get these damned systems built *before* they spilled into public knowledge. Yes, any true government conspiracy will ultimately be betrayed by…

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Robert Hanssen. There's an exhibit about him in the Spy Museum in DC (which is pretty awesome on the whole). His brother-in-law, who also worked at the FBI, WENT TO HIS BOSS AND SAID HE THOUGHT THE GUY WAS A SPY, and they did nothing.

See, what we're really missing here is the vaccine truther (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, GIVE ME A SECOND!).

I knew I was right to suspect Marge. She has a shifty look about her.

What a clusterfuck. How about the Universities just handle the situation so no one needs to be making lists. Jesus tap dancing Christ already.

Are you trolling the comment section of your own article?