“I got drunk and did something stupid”

When Jed York was asked by a reporter why he shouldn’t be held accountable, he answered, “I own the 49ers.” Why didn’t anyone stop and point out that it’s actually his mommy who owns the 49ers and that she lets him run the team? It’s one thing to be an owner who earned the money to acquire a team, it’s another thing…

Niners fan here: I’m not even sure I want Shanahan or anyone decent. I want the team to start finding new levels of failure and start hemmoraging so much money that York’s mommy and daddy have to either fire him or sell the team.

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?

The best part is that fondue was invented by the Swiss (in the 60's I think?) to sell surplus cheese. Planet Money had an episode on it. Literally just a BS marketing scheme.

My incarcerated business partner’s retarded gay niece went to Bryant.

2nd half.... Pay attention, score was 180 points combined..

And they said a guy with Robinson’s frame wouldn’t be able to run through traffic.

As any die-hard Whaler fan will tell you - you can't trust Peter Karmanos. Enough bad things cannot happen to the man who killed The Whale.

Not to mention he had the 3 peak years of his career stolen from him by the US Goverment.