Look at her hair. No, it isn’t.

The idea that somehow she should still be allowed to teach, despite not meeting state standards, because it was their mistake is baffling. If a hospital hired a nurse that was not properly certified, would anyone expect them to keep that nurse on their staff? No, of course not!

Every time I think Simmons can’t be more of a douche, he proves me wrong. Every damned time.

I don’t agree with what Hunter said, but for the love of all things good, can we please have sports articles without a political spin on them. I don’t need to have to weigh the complexities of society when reading sports articles, I have enough of that everywhere else.

Why Would Anyone Defend Greg Hardy?

When I was little Flip and KG made this team relevant. Always will have a place in my heart. This news makes me so sad

You see, the “right to free speech” can mean a lot of things. There are some people, cartoon fans apparently, who believe that the free speech is really only a “right” in the sense that governments tend to say it is and therefore it can only ever be violated by means of government censorship.

I have a daughter, and if she’s going to see sex on the Internet some day, I am least heartened that she might stumble upon at least some depiction of genuine female pleasure

I still like “Work”, no matter how much of a garbage person Iggy revealed herself to be in the years that followed it.

The actual only reason I don’t support legalizing marijuana is because I already see enough fucking instagrams with dudes referring to their bongs as “toys”

I was under the impression that her modeling career happened after Kanye, not before. And even then, lots of women are models: few women get famous as Rose when they are *just* models. Few women do a slutwalk and have thoughts on feminism and get famous either.

The thing is, Amber Rose is not saying anything new or original in feminism. Her SlutWalk was just someone else’s idea, “hosted by Amber Rose.”

Amber Rose certainly doesn’t regret her past, but she also doesn’t think that being a stripper and dating rappers precludes her from being known for other things.

I wonder how much a celebrity’s ability to shed a scandalous / sexualized past has to do with time. Channing Tatum’s stripping was played up a lot in his early career, and now is only referred to now when he is promoting one of the Magic Mikes. In time will Amber Rose article ledes read “Amber Rose, activist, author,…

Fuck you.

I hear ya dude, know how this all could have been avoided?

I have it on, so that if my replies are stupidly terse, it means I’m out doing something and I’ll reply in a more substantial manner when I’m in front of a computer and unoccupied apart from reading Deadspin.

Dear Deadspin,

You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

Ah, so the key is to get "office supplie". I'm doing it wrong.