Will you shut up? I can like this guy only SO much, but this thread just keeps pushing.

“When I engaged Jeep’s trademark Quadra-Trac four-wheel-drive system, I was confident in my ability to save the day. BuyJeep”

IT’S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND

Wow, I didn’t realize the Nimitz was still operational. I mean, it’s been around since, what, roughly 1942?

Tweeted, then deleted, by Elon Musk:

I’m sure I can speak for many of us that we will follow you wherever you go.

A sudden extended absence followed by a non-disparaging article about the F-35? What did those Lockheed thugs do to you?

I will be here through the 15th of this month. For more info see here:

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

You know that somewhere in a Lockheed Martin design room a group of engineers is sheepishly ripping up the plans for a weaponized burning plywood wall.

When I shop for unmanned armored vehicles - the ability to smash through 1/4 inch plywood walls and flaming grass piles is my #1 make-it-or-break-it criteria.

If someone killed your family would you think twice about fucking with them? Don’t be stupid.

B-1 Bob Dornan would approve.

As for what President Obama thinks of all this? He did an interview with 60 Minutes that aired yesterday that made it clear he sees Russia’s involvement in Syria as a failure in policy in Russia’s end, and not a lack of leadership on his.

I'm Indian and I lol'ed at this. narendra modi does have a billy bob thornton look

I disagree, the DoD gets the better deal by far. There are what 75,000-100,000 people in the arenas? Then they get national TV air time showing some of their coolest capabilities and opportunities, all set to the most focused and patriotic moment in the entire game? Go call Young & Rubicam and have them send you a…

One of the best:

• Showing awesome flyovers with afterburners