butterfly flaps its wings in Central Park and some kid in India gets black lung

Correct headline: idling in traffic with your windows down in developing countries with minimal pollution controls increases your exposure to pollution (which may or may not be a meaningful increase that has health outcomes because we didn’t test that).

RIP Fusion

So much misinformation to unpack here. Pulling out my soapbox...

BRILLIANT! You, Sir or Madam, are a stable genius, but I have to add you can indeed bring more people for the ride. Just bolt some lap belts on the wing bench seat on the back, and off you go.

Ferrari F40 for everyone. No nannies, stickshift.

His house, then use the proceeds to buy a place without an HOA?

1st gen gave us the sublime & insanely tunable AWD turbo variants. Arguably the best generation.

the front looks like a fox body mustang

This almost looks like a Torchninky design for a ‘90s Fox Body Mustang pick-up.

Politics ruined your article

Stellantis AMX

Yeah. And it looks like ass. 

and because it was representative of the horrible meagre existance they lived under the soviet union.

First Gen Celica?

Pretty much, yeah. Most famous for this is Activision-Blizzard. They rent a corner basement room in a three story office building in the Netherlands for a couple hundred Euros a month, and all it contains is a file cabinet and some furniture like a desk and chair. They have a dude that drives there and visits the room…

With batteries by Samsung.