Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

As someone who genuinely appreciates and enjoys driving, I love seeing a center console that looks like this:

The car hobby is for everyone, not just those that can show up on Saturday at B-J with a Hawaiian shirt, a double cocktail, and trophy arm candy. This is a good reminder of that.

Over the last ten years or so this crap of blocking highways by cars or groups of sportbikes is just getting worse. They do it because they do not respect the law or fear the consequences. That tells me the laws need to change and the word gets put out this horses—t wont be tolerated. Make it a 10 year felony and…

I guess California wants to leave the biggest car ban footprint.

Yes you can.

Blue with white stripes, polished wheels, and a tan interior for me please.

Actually yes, that was my argument to Matt when he was EIC, that Jalopnik should be providing mainstream consumer advice in addition to brown-diesel wagon stuff to just enthusiasts. We have 8 mil readers a month, many of them are buying regular cars like minivans. There is no reason for them to go to Edmunds or…

Do “starter positions” equate to: Requires five years of experience?

That has always been the case with IT jobs in the last 10 years. There’s lots of them available: but they all want to pay shit, want top talent, don’t want to train people, and want to require excessive experience for “entry-level” positions.

And then…

I said it in Oppo and I’ll say it again, I think there is more than a little Wallace in that front end.

If only this had been a Tire Rack race, crashing into a Tire Rack sign, then colliding with an actual tire rack, Xzibit would have spontaneously combusted.

“The one who thinks his Mustang is special.”

Autozam AZ-1. Next year I can finally import one legally!

“The program should be structured to benefit drivers in California and across the nation, not enable the settling defendants to enter or influence the markets for (zero emission vehicle) charging and fueling equipment and services,” the letter said.

Everybody knows Gene Simmons invented these.

No helmet, tank, shorts, portrait mode. God damn. We got a winner

FCA’s rotary-knob gear selectors really aren’t hard to figure out, but do require you to look down at them to confirm which gear you’re in. I will admit that I was a little taken aback the first time I drove a Chrysler 200, but only for a few seconds.

Every viper club member I’ve met is a steaming douche canoe...

I'm a Whidbey Island kid. Dad's last duty station was NH Oak Harbor. A-6s and EA-6Bs will always have a special place in my heart. I returned home to WA three years ago, and any time I head back to the island the sound of Prowlers always makes me happy. (Growlers just aren't the same.) I'll pour out a cold one when…