This sounds like a job for a hovercraft!

None of what you said is accurate about this story. Did you read it? 

Read the story, not just the headline.

So I take it you didn’t actually read the story?

We can add “dirt” to the list of things that want to kill you in Australia.

I’m betting they did have exchanges in the opinions sections, and I’m betting they were 1000x less embarrassing for everybody who read them.

No Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Popeye, Critters, Ice Pirates?/ Come on!!

I follow the advice of the great English poet John Milton -

Part of what conversation though?

No. See : pretty much every other 1st-world country.

Kinja and it’s inherent brokenness is better than Twitter precisely because it does not reduce the friction of saying whatever pops into your brain to whoever, whenever to a degree that enables and weaponizes reactional thinking and punishes deliberation.

super villain acts like a super villain, film at 11.

This is....sorry, I couldn’t type there for a second because I’m laughing too hard!

Also been audited by the IRS for a hilariously small amount of money. There’s absolutely no way the amount they wanted from me paid the hourly rate it took for the tax person to figure it out, but then this dude wrecks the IRS for millions (billions?) and BRAGS about it.

The thrilla in Twittervilla.

The dude wildly manipulates the stock market without consequence. Martha Stewart went to prison for less, and she’s a rich white lady.

How he gets away with blatant stock manipulation is crazy. Only the rich area allowed to do it I guess. Any mere millionaire tries to manipulate stock and the SEC is on their ass like a fat chick on cake.

The world would be a lot better if more people followed the first rule of Twitter: never tweet.

Other than employees and/or stockholders of the company, has Twitter really improved anyone’s life in any way?

Ok. I’ve been driving for 28 years averaging probably around 15k miles per year. I’ve never caused an accident.