This!  was the first one I thought of (and heard in my head) when I read the headline.

For some good recreation, don’t just get lost in the bush.

I think I just had a power stroke from seeing that.

He’s not going to the same kind of dating website you are thinking of.

That’s awesome, I wish they’d bring it to the US!

And if he was a tanker in the military, he’ll be used to looking out of tiny slits for visibility!

For $10k? Maybe the speed 3 but I doubt a non-salvage Toyobaru.

There are lots of good, fun cars available under $10k. If you look carefully, you can find non-thrashed 350Zs in that price range, Miatas, Mustangs, Camaros, Corvettes, etc. However, none of those options is terribly unique. Just need to be a careful shopper and always get a PPI.

Trading your MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron?

One day at a time, David.

And Free Returns!

When someone without a mask or wearing one inappropriately gets too close to me, I start hacking and coughing for a bit (inside my mask of course).  Backs ‘em right the fuck up.  Nothing like a little personal fear to motivate a complacent asshole.  Some dumbasses don’t even notice, but I’ve been surprised how…

I’d rather have a 911 TBH.  Not that I’ll be owning either one any time soon. 

That Jeep Wrangler is terrifying.

Need an NSFW warning before you post that kind of porn around here, dayum.

Emergency parachutes like those somtimes used for ultralight and light sport aircraft are usually rocket-propelled so that they can be deployed at low altitudes and still be effective.  These parachutes are attached to the aircraft itself, not worn by the pilot.

No. No Way, No How. Just No. Never. These cars are not worth it at “free”.

The real reason this is a no-go for a first time driver is the fact that it’s a wagon.  Teenage pregnancy is no joke.  And before you say this car is ugly enough to qualify as birth control, well, you’d be surprised.

I didn’t say it was cheap, I said it was tacky.

And it’s so strange, that Supra taking off to “show off” the noise - and you can’t hear any whistle at all, just a bit of tire squeal as he lurches all over the road.  He just about sideswiped those little pickups parked there (before blowing through that stop sign).