Same here.  Dark green ‘98 that is still going strong (ex-wife has it now) at over 350,000 miles.  What a great vehicle.

Shooting Brake, old chap.

From the opening photo, I’m thinking, “Jesus, does this thing even have a windshield out the front?”  and can you see over that mighty dash if you’re less than 6'3"?  That dash looks huge in that shot.

Alcohol kills germs!

Do you mean the Buick Reatta?  Or the Cadillac Allante?

None of the styling cues on this match as well as for the Avanti.  That project car looks much more inspired by the Avanti than by this Tatra.

Hard to stay Fit sitting around indoors all day, I’m a Shadow of my former self. Wish I could get out of the City, but now’s not the time to be a Rebel.

Having used google translate for written Chinese on several occasions, the results are indeed hilarious, bit I’d think somewhat less than helpful for an owner’s manual.  It ought to be a great adventure though!

He ordered the red one, so I guess Marlboro?

Subtle, I like it!

I’m not disagreeing that road conditions can present a real hazard that you need to be cognizant of.  But.  Watch some of those videos of inexperienced drivers behaving like fools, and even without the poor road conditions, the result was inevitable.  Depends on which videos you are watching, I guess.  The guys…

Either one works.  But yes, as in, push the pedal to the floor mat.

The engine’s in the back.

I’m sorry timmy, that panda has painful cancer throughout his body.  Time for him to sleep and not suffer anymore.  It’s the only humane way.

You’re like Hemingway. This comment is pure gold.

Came here for this. Also “Four Wheelers” (wasn’t there a magazine by that name back in the day?)

Yeah, a scratch-off ain’t gonna cut it.  Get the PowerBall.

Putty

In college one time I was driving the college 20-passenger van on a choir retreat, we parked at a picnic area and had a picnic. One of our voice teachers drove a sweet little red first-gen RX-7 and came late and parked right behind the van. Approaching the van from the front to go pick up another load of students I…

Absolutely. But my recollection is that even back then, BMWs were waaay more expensive than even a top of the line Nissan/Datsun.