Yeah, my 350k mile Nissan had to have it’s transmission replaced recently, how unreliable is that?! The whole transmission! Outrageous. It cost me several *hundred* dollars, too. Ouch, my wallet still stings.

Umm, that car is a 2013 CTS-V.

The Gift of the Magi...

It really depends on the interest rate. Sounds like you might have good enough credit that you could get a very low rate - in that case, you are essentially better off financing, your existing money can earn more for you than you are paying in interest. In essence, they are paying you to take their money. That is…

I can’t believe you just called that car “old”!

I have heard that Black is the new Black.

Which - let’s be honest - he sort of is...

I love looking through their inventory. One of these days, I’m afraid I’ll end up with one of these:

It’s all about the context!

One of those was my daily for many years (4-cyl, manual). What a great car.

With this font, I read that as a Nissan Horny, but Homy is almost as good, yo!

Yeah that’s just an Escalade with some fake badges...

Seconded. You have your orders, Mr. Torchinsky.

It’s like the portrait of Dorian Gray - you’d better never get rid of that FX, all of the problems your 740 should be having are being absorbed by it!

Which is why I never clean the inside of my car.

I’m surprised those floor lamps are still standing. I’m picturing something like this with flying lamps as soon as this thing is powered up:

I knew these things were heavy, but jeez!

Driving a $500,000 Rolls - they just might have some connections, who knows. Either way, probably insured, so I’m guessing it’s his insurance adjuster who’s crying now.

Well you’re right on cue! Perfect!

You sure that’s not just a Ford Fiesta Jr.?