Thanks! I am, 2008 350Z in dark blue (they only offered dark blue for a couple years, and didn’t sell a ton of them). So far it’s been a fun car and trouble-free.

Genius!

The way I did it was: I researched mechanics in the area around the car I was interested in online (Yelp, etc.) and found one that had realistic-sounding reviews (i.e. not just a few 5-star “Oh it’s the best shop ever!” reviews), called them up and explained my situation and arranged for them to perform a pre-purchase…

The reason to go with a CPO is not the quality of the dealer inspections (I’d still insist on a 3rd-party inspection before buying one). It’s the warranty.

That’s it! Just lay down a layer of Vaseline or Armour-All on the roadway that gets transferred to your tires as you drive over it. Then your tires have less friction later. Now how to replenish the Vaseline as it’s used up...

But they may need to stop...

Seconded. I live in Washington state, but a friend of mine hosted a barbecue at his house and had some Craig’s flown in specially for the event. It was worth it.

Now that’s insane!

The piece that you may be missing is that you also need to be a sociopath. That is the secret sauce.

Wow, this needs more stars. Bravo!

Either that or they’re joking... I hope they’re joking.

Which means maple syrup is... OH MY GOD

It’s not you, darling, it’s your accountant(s). They’ve simply got to go. I’ll give you my man’s card next time I see you at the country club.

Which is so inconvenient when my chauffeur is knocked out cold by the crash, and I can’t figure out how to find the emergency release hidden behind the speakers WTF? Who thought that was a good place to put them?

You’re forgetting the Chinese characters. Those are part of the password too!

Agreed, I was just making a (lame) joke at the expense of the readership (us).

I was thinking Plasti-dip, but, to each his/her own!

I gotcha fam.

Then what about the Renault/Nissan Alliance? Things are about to get weird on next season’s Man in the High Castle...

So your password has Chinese charaters in it?