Sperm motility and quality degrades over time, which a considerable amount of research of late has shown. But hey, if you want to shack up with a 90 year old guy for his cash, you go.

Getting married at 5 keeps the marriage alive...til one of you dies of the plague or consumption.

And South Asians have some of the lowest yet also rank high in unhappily married wishing to get divorced.

Normally Ms Cohen is on the ball, knocking down the wedding industrial complex. Dunno what's going on today.

that does not make the rest of us who spent more than that on our weddings bad people.

You do realize pregnancy isn't required for being a parent right?

It's not necessarily that much more expensive than it ever was (inflation, it's a thing) you just choose to make it so. Little Madison doesn't need 25 "life enrichment toys" or the latest fashions from Carter's, you can do just fine with good enough.

Big wedding, big ego, terrible choices?

Are you arguing that a study with real numbers to back up its hypothesis is wrong because of your own analysis with no numbers is right?

Err you do know that men do in fact have biological limitations on producing progeny right? Otherwise we wouldn't be spending so much money on IVF.

I'm being completely honest.

My grandmother, born in the original 1900 aughts, worked her entire life with kids, as did her husband. Get with the program people.

I get unreasonably stabby about that point. America, land of illogical conclusions by supposedly intelligent people.

Even in a progressive, liberal, feminist household like ours, there was still that idea that the woman will stay home and the guy will keep working

Real freedom: no one having crotchfruit that doesn't want it.

The resolution is so shitty it's hard to tell what's what.

Uh "he"?

Those glasses are doing you no favors.

Well given that socialists produced the Stasi, the NKVD, the Securitate and many other thrills, there's a good reason why it's not a great word to us.

I'm guessing this is filed under "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good".