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Given that she publically makes Kirk look like a sane person?

Because as children, we didn’t know any better?

Smoking? Thats so Instagram... they vape.

or, in shorter speak, idiots.

As a college professor, my job is to kill your dreams. I think this is a start:)

You stole my crown!

I haven’t watched this, but it has a laugh track? I literally taught the psych behind laugh tracks 2 days ago.

Please tell me that you and your friends are in your 40s?

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

I’ve honestly never watched this show... does that make me less white?

I’ve been teaching STEM courses at the university level for 2 decades. And I still get comments on evaluations about what I wear. The official evaluations, which are paramount in me eating next semester.

No - it defines it.

I am not being snarky...

Stop harshing our snark with facts?

Fair is fair...

And we all know how well that works out... Trump as the front-runner?

Grandpa? Is that you?

It is. But after millennia of men-centered power, can we have a moment?

May I stand in the punching line behind you? I’ll bring pastries and coffee. Or whiskey.

Mom? Is that you commenting on my dating life again?