Thanks for the welcome - a sincere thanks with hugs and kittens. I’ve been reading here for years (including the greys, which are awesome), but decided to take the plunge today with this article. If I’m gonna yell at my laptop, I might as well share, eh? (thanks KY whiskey!)

Don’t I know it:)

Get out of my dating life!

You noticed that, eh? And no, I’m not a student. Worse... professor:)

Shit - I had forgotten about that. I won’t go into detail about what I was screaming in my head, but damn. Flames would have been better.

As a resident of that little city over the river? Thank you. Silly shit from KY tends to cross the border. Thanks for being sane.

Well, they did elect Rand Paul a couple of times, so there’s that...

Mutual, my friend... mutual.

The WWII ones? Those are awesome.

For the first time in my life, I’m actually at the cool kids table. Grey for life! :)

Really? I’ve heard that the lack of boners were caused by ugly women being so damn uppity. I mean, really, how can a man get it up when the model they married actually got herself educated and aged?

Can I stand in line behind you? I’ll bring coffee...

Actually... you’re wrong. Just ask Kim Davis (or her lawyer, who can complete actual sentences)

Now you’re making me rethink the statement, ‘fuck you,’ in a whole new way. Heaven forbid I run across a KY House member in my local Kroger and accidentally break the law.

#NotAllGanders

I can’t help it, but I’m lovely with a side of bacon...

Because she can.

I just crossed my legs ... and I’m a woman... Ouch!

A sincere thanks - being my first day commenting here, I was worried that my rather dry humor wouldn’t translate. I am, apparently, an acquired taste.

But it’s Ohio, so there’s that...