How do you stall a new vehicle with an automatic transmission?

So is my dishwasher just really crappy then? I feel I have to give everything a scrub before it goes into the machine or the dishes don’t actually get clean.

I hate headlines like this. I hate stories like this.

I’m not your buddy, guy.

Looks like the superintendent was hopping mad.

oh yeah, Kix.  we used to pick out the berry ones to eat first, and only grudgingly would eat the rest of the flavorless, hollow grief balls. 

You know the Frito Burrito is the better of the two, right? And it’s never been discontinued. And it’s a dollar.

How old are you? If you’re younger that makes sense. I think people who saw the originals in theaters are the ones who hate the prequels the most, but there’s no way they could have had the same reaction of wonder they had when they were kids and saw the originals on the big screen. Even people my age saw them on VHS…

Your mom ordered a steak at a diner and it was thin? You ordered something with BBQ sauce and it tasted like Craft BBQ? You seem exactly like who the Salty Waitress was talking about. It's a diner. It is designed to have lots of choices for a cheap price. I checked online and their menu has 200+ items. 

I’d also like to add to the conversation the stupidest traffic jam, which by no means is a rare occurrence in the Midwest:

Then I apologize. But yes, most 5k and less cars are utter crap.

Some are getting better - Delta, for instance is weirdly good now - but I’ve noticed a bit of regression on many carriers. Even Emirates, which used to be the gold standard for indulgent trans-Oceanic travel, is cutting corners.

This is very true. We flew to from SF -> London -> Cape Town and British Airways blew away the leg we flew back to the states from London. The difference in space was very noticeable. Especially since I’m a large-ish guy (6-1, 210 lbs). 

I’ve always favored Hawkeye’s response to Major Heyward from Last of the Mohicans: “Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.”

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Every single time a restaurant seats me next to very young kids, I have the urge to say “please. please put me anywhere else.” I have very sensitive ears and the uncanny ability to sit right next to the screaming baby every single time. Maybe I just look scary while eating food. IDK.

My first thought was that Monsanto crafted this article. No, come on, I really did. I’m a farmer and I have reluctantly used glyphosate. My problem is that Monsanto told us glyphosate is used to kill weeds and is only minimally absorbed by the roots. So, since I suspect farmers would not douse their oat crop but…

Carry on to Hayward, son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Drop the flaps to 35. Don’t you fly no more.

Steamers…( steam clams for those of you off Cape Cod) that my mother made when I got home from the bulk of my cancer treatment. All the in and out of hospitals, chemotherapy, and radiation treatments and biopsies, and major surgeries, not to forget the grapefruit sized tumor wrapped around my esophagus and vocal…