It’s the boomerang antenna. You know your life is next-level when your car has a boomerang antenna.

Allow me to point out for the infinitieth time that the Bible says nothing about abortion.

Perhaps a bit off topic, but still applicable.

Oh my god, I shouldn’t post this, but I’m going to post this anyway.

In the town where I was born
Lived a man with pipes to hit
And he told us of his Ford
And we all thought “He’s a twit.”
But we drove it anyway
‘Til that Iron Duke did quit
And we all lived off the grid
In our yellow piece of shit.

We all live in a yellow piece of shit
A yellow piece of shit, a yellow piece of shit.
We all live…