How old are you? If you’re younger that makes sense. I think people who saw the originals in theaters are the ones who hate the prequels the most, but there’s no way they could have had the same reaction of wonder they had when they were kids and saw the originals on the big screen. Even people my age saw them on VHS…

Your mom ordered a steak at a diner and it was thin? You ordered something with BBQ sauce and it tasted like Craft BBQ? You seem exactly like who the Salty Waitress was talking about. It's a diner. It is designed to have lots of choices for a cheap price. I checked online and their menu has 200+ items. 

I’d also like to add to the conversation the stupidest traffic jam, which by no means is a rare occurrence in the Midwest:

Then I apologize. But yes, most 5k and less cars are utter crap.

Some are getting better - Delta, for instance is weirdly good now - but I’ve noticed a bit of regression on many carriers. Even Emirates, which used to be the gold standard for indulgent trans-Oceanic travel, is cutting corners.

This is very true. We flew to from SF -> London -> Cape Town and British Airways blew away the leg we flew back to the states from London. The difference in space was very noticeable. Especially since I’m a large-ish guy (6-1, 210 lbs). 

I’ve always favored Hawkeye’s response to Major Heyward from Last of the Mohicans: “Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.”

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Every single time a restaurant seats me next to very young kids, I have the urge to say “please. please put me anywhere else.” I have very sensitive ears and the uncanny ability to sit right next to the screaming baby every single time. Maybe I just look scary while eating food. IDK.

My first thought was that Monsanto crafted this article. No, come on, I really did. I’m a farmer and I have reluctantly used glyphosate. My problem is that Monsanto told us glyphosate is used to kill weeds and is only minimally absorbed by the roots. So, since I suspect farmers would not douse their oat crop but…

Carry on to Hayward, son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Drop the flaps to 35. Don’t you fly no more.

Trump didn’t win. Hillary lost. I voted for her. But the DNC caused all of this, with their myopia and arrogance.

I can’t stand bathroom talkers. I came here to do something and coversate is not one of them. People that do phone calls on the shitter is something I still can’t get over.

Ugh, someone talking to me in the bathroom. No thanks. Anywhere else is fine, the bathroom is not the place. 

Norovirus is the only thing that ever makes me even suspect there is a real Satan out there somewhere.

Student loans are a scam. You’ll have to be more specific.

Literally anyone who ever took one out is a victim of a scam.

Norovirus tore through my husband’s family while we were visiting last Christmas. Nobody was noticeably sick beforehand, which is lucky because no one has to live with the shame of making all but four out of about 35 people hellishly sick. I was one of the four not sick and it was like living in a war zone.

Steamers…( steam clams for those of you off Cape Cod) that my mother made when I got home from the bulk of my cancer treatment. All the in and out of hospitals, chemotherapy, and radiation treatments and biopsies, and major surgeries, not to forget the grapefruit sized tumor wrapped around my esophagus and vocal…