Since the damn things are $8 now, it’s not nearly as bad as the franchisees are making it sound. Yes, that’s effectively 2 sandwiches @ $4/ea, but at least the receipt total is higher than the $5 footlong.

That’s still a $30K pickup truck without a usable bed.  Too big to be maneuverable or have decent mileage, and too small to be a true work vehicle.

9 quarts!? Good lord! My 3/4 ton diesel only took 5.

I’m going to quote an ex-New York State Trooper whose sage advice to a 19-year-old me on the topic was: “Real pimp don’t care about miles.” Best car advice I’ve ever heard.   

Life hack: search for “JRT” and buy that size roll for any brand.  Restaurant supply stores and warehouse clubs tend to stock them. The core is often bigger, but I bet you can get them way cheaper.

Life hack: search for “JRT” and buy that size roll for any brand.  Restaurant supply stores and warehouse clubs tend…

1/4 full of hot water (you want plenty of head space for maximum shaking), a sprinkle of Cascade dishwasher powder, a vigorous shake with lid on. Usually loosens things up.

Awkward phrasing here. It reads as though you’re implying that teachers don’t pay taxes; surely that can’t be the case.  Pls. revise and resubmit for improved grade.

In the late 90s and early 2000s, the rule of thumb was that a domestic with an automatic transmission would need a rebuild/replace of said transmission by 100K miles (easily year 4 or 5 for many drivers). It cost around $1,500-$2,500.

Dog dish hubcaps will always win.

If anyone adds a -ful onto that I’ll be in the stacks, looking for a spell to resurrect Torquemada to come and re-educate the offending party...

Paradigm. If I use “paradigm” in conversation, it probably means I think the other party a rube. If someone uses “paradigm” in serious tones while talking to me, I either take offense at the perceived insult and respond with a witty riposte, or consider him/her to be a rube as well.

This x 100!   The only drawback is sometimes they get crazy with the mayo on the McChicken.

Have title in hand.

That’s kinda pricey for a jack...

That’s kinda pricey for a jack...

A former co-worker who was a Mormon said it had something to do with the staining effect of the coffee (as he slammed his third Kickstart of the day).  Might justa been fuckin’ with me though.

Wild Wild West is WAY better than TPM. Not in the same league, not even the same fuckin’ sport (as Master Windu might say).

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Yeah but those are fifteen bucks.  

AMEN! I just heard annoying music and realized this is one of those damn videos. UGH!

AMEN! I just heard annoying music and realized this is one of those damn videos. UGH!