Stick a tow bar on the front of it, gut it, and you have yourself a cheap covered trailer or camper.

I’ve never found evidence of any actual spices at Chipotle, so he should be OK.

Dudes have such hairy, scrawny legs (in general) that the effect of short short is more “chicken hunting for ticks” than anything...

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The term “war” implies the ability to fight back. Sadly, we don’t really have that.  

A turd ported to the switch is still a turd.

I’m a fan of the original SSR - its look has held up pretty well, the retractable hardtop is cool, and it’s got more interior space than the vette (I am WAY too tall to fit in a vette).

The second thing: eat them

The first one is “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”

She thought elderberries were safe, because her father smelt of them...

Make Your Own Oat Milk:

Glad Blizz spent money on this port, rather than making a worthy successor to I and II...

Because their consumer facing products are so ubiquitous that they’ve become indispensable. Principles have a cost, and for some, that cost is too high: using some second-rate search engine or dumb webmail (Yahoooooo-ooooo!), or never watching video again (Youtube is a Google brand now) isn’t worth the good vibes.

Miracle whip is good only for drowning one’s enemies. 

Required attire: pinstripe suit, pomade (because bros have appropriated the fedora, and rendered it unwearable), shiny black shoes.

Just rattle the dry food, they’ll apparate from wherever they are, Harry Potter style.

I’ve found the opposite to be true in many circumstances. Generally, starting out very nice and supportive works; you can always turn nasty if warranted (this has the added effect of putting the agent on tilt, since you started out super nice and understanding).

Is that garbage can still sitting in the middle of the hall of the United terminal, with tarps over it to catch the massive roof leak? Haven’t flown through there in 2 years.

1. Brand matters. Your BS “full generation” tires or whatever are going to be shite.

He does wear red, after all...