Ugh, it looks like the first poop you take after coming out of surgery and being blocked up for 48 hrs.

Ugh, it looks like the first poop you take after coming out of surgery and being blocked up for 48 hrs.

A stripped-down, small(er) truck is what America needs right now, I think.

I’ve never seen one of those fucking things that wasn’t out of at least 30% of the choices. Those are a “good idea on paper”, like Santa Claus or communism.

He did say the rain was heavy...

I enjoy taking my shoes off, giving those goons a good whiff of my 24-hours-of-travelling marinade.

Nothing per se, but it’s already taycan, and doesn’t appreciate you muscling in on its relationship...

Yyyep. Classic tortoise and hare mistake.  “He sucks so bad, I will win by default” followed by a lack of true effort, then surprise at the inevitable defeat. 

GOD DAMN IT, BARRY!

Do you have to wrap the silverware in foam padding?

They work incredibly well, and I’m a full-on evangelist for them! I can now be in the same room with a dog for 5 minutes without burning through half an inhaler over the next 24 hours.

Whenever I get annoyed with smalltalk, I just thank my lucky stars I wasn’t born a dog - their version of “getting to know you” is far worse!

This, times 1,000,000.  Nobody likes a bathroom talker!

A “Natural disaster” for the average LR driver is Starbucks running out of soy milk.

Anyone wanting to know more about Aunt Lydia’s backstory should just follow this story rather than paying for Hulu.

In a just world, Sir Elton John would re-write Rocket Man as a diss track, and it would be be played whenever Pence takes the stage.

I suggest the Farmington, NM Craigslist. Since moving out here where the economy sucks, most people just park old cars rather than scrapping them, and where rust isn’t a big issue, I’ve had an itchy clicker finger...

Yet doesn’t know how mirrors work...it should be backwards for maximum Brodozing. 

Sounds like that last one may have inspired the Chris Walken “prank” skit on SNL...

I call that a “stick.”