People who make more in a day than most of the country sees in a year do not get sympathy, nor should they get freakin’ child support. Save the court resources for kids who *aren’t* already set for life.

When I was little, we had several cats. One of them was a big fat calico named Roxane (after the play, not the Police song; her littermate was named Cyrano). Roxy used to wake me up every morning before my parents got up, and I’d go to the fridge, pull out a slice of bologna, and feed it to her. She loved it.

Go there, never leave. It’s a wonderful city.

That depends; small targets are difficult to hit even at close range when you’re two cases into Michelob Light...

Yes.

“great and irreparable substantial injury to FCA...”

If imprinted on you, chickens can be as loyal as dogs.

I have a cat named Fancy; a double coated Russian Blue.

MORNINGSTAR BUFFALO “CHICKEN” PATTIES FTW!

I think that’s at least partially an annoying filter.  The art of photography has been forever corrupted by Instagram and its ilk (oversaturated /= interesting).

Go buy some Mosquito Dunks at your local hardware store. A 6-pack is about 10 bucks. Huck ‘em into that dank pool at the recommended coverage rate, repeat every 30 days.  You can toss them a good distance; they’re light.

I don’t order delivery at all, because I don’t want to (a) pay a tip (b) wait an extra 30 mins for my food. It’s faster and cheaper to just go get it.

I had no trouble replacing the car that somebody sold me with a hole halfway up the gas tank when I was 17 and didn’t know to check.

Ayyyyy señor, que lastima...

I’d call it definitive proof of his existence. 

Unless that person is your spouse and you live in a community property state which would treat your debt as your spouse’s and vice-versa anyway, in which case go for it.

Yes, I was told that going to college was the only way to be responsible and successful, and that Federally backed student loans which cannot ever be discharged or written down were a reasonable financial decision.

That’s such a hot take, I’m concerned that it might shrink or fade.

The despoilment of cured meats should be criminalized.

So are gut flora, but I’m glad I have them!