Call 911 for a dog on a train? Seriously? In NYC, do the police have nothing better to do?

There’s a special hell for inconsiderate people who expose others to their gross sick kids. My wife and I got Norovirus on Christmas Day, 2013, because her dipshit sister brought her kids to Christmas breakfast (a communal affair) when one of them had been puking earlier that very morning. We did not learn of this…

Not leather friendly, but for cloth or carpet, there’s a product in the automotive aisle called Tuff Stuff (red and yellow can, pretty big). It costs $3, and has a 100% success rate with no running/discoloration both in my car and on carpets, including a couple of accidents which occurred on a legit Persian rug. Go to…

It’s never lupus.

#74  is brilliant!

#74  is brilliant!

Came to post this, you beat me to it. Hats off.

Ketchup is needed. There’s a synergy at play: the salt, too, seems unnecessary to the point of hedonism, but is integral to the sandwich.

Best bagel sandwich I ever ate was at Sunrise Bagels in Kingston, NY (yep, upstate). Bagels were fresh boiled every morning there, and were good enough to eat straigth up, but my coworkers at the car dealership where I worked invented something we called “the Heart Attack”: fried salami, fried egg, american cheese,…

Agree in principle, with the exception that if you order something annoying/complicated, take too long dithering, have a huge order, etc. contributing a couple bucks to the jar is the right thing to do.

Even in my privileged, white, male experience, I’ve found a majority of flight attendants to be slow-witted assholes on permanent power trips. I can’t imagine being a POC with those wannabe commandants around. Hats off to this lady for not kicking the FA’s ass or reacting with the rage that was deserved. I hope she…

5) Destroy property

I doubt they’re nice to touch, though. Would be like the worst part of making fresh mozzarella.

CP - with the other bubbling issues, what is that vinyl wrap hiding?

Ceci n’est pas une coupe. 

Just fly JetBlue when possible. They have baller snacks (also nicer equipment, better entertainment, friendlier flight attendants, and more room...and they’re usually on the cheaper end of the scale!)

I wonder if there’s a German word for the confusing feelings this story inspires provokes...

There’s a great bit from Quantum Leap where Dean Stockwell tries to guide poor hapless Scott Bakula through singing that song at an Italian wedding.

Probably easier to specify which situations don’t call for pie.  Pie is universal.

If the women don’t find ya handsome...

I can get behind this, as long as we keep going and deny Alien: Covenant, which was somehow actually worse than 3 or 4.