What "lesson" are people supposed to learn, that we should respect the pussy grabber in chief because he got three million less votes? Please. I'm tired hearing "THIS is why you lost. Stop whining about equal treatment and stop calling people racist simply because they think BLM is a bunch of criminals."

I've gotta admit binge watching BOJACK HORSEMAN again has put Keith Olberman on the brain purely because of his Tom Jumbo-Gumbo.

It's Keith Olberman. He's the only left wing equivalent of asshole, and really he only seems like the kind of guy who would get annoying at parties.

So Bill thinks his viewers will actually PAY to listen to a recording of his ranting? Okay Bill, sure…it barely worked for Louis C.K., but sure, people will pay just to listen to you, something they can't do for free…

Feminism is only "a tarnished brand" among weak men who were never really going to support women anyway so who cares what they think?

Seriously. I mean, sorry a girl was mean to you once, but you don't have to be afraid of everyone who identifies as a feminist. Women just want equal treatment. That's it. Again, don't be afraid!

"Money? Your reward is your LIFE."

Hey Uber's GREAT for the passenger, you can be as rude, nasty and awful as you want and they HAVE to take it, otherwise their star rating will go down.

"BREAKING BAD, THE FINAL SEASON….PART ONE. Because we don't want to pay Cranston anymore of that sweet sweet guaranteed Emmy every year money."

Someone really needs to get a hold of that guy so they can film that sketch for reals.

"Only 300 million."

Jesus, that's what I made sitting on my ass checking facebook in between fetching coffee. It astounds me how jobs that actually require WORK, back breaking, get your hands dirty WORK pay so goddamn low while jobs that are just…sitting there…on your ass…in front of a computer…with lots of down time…are apparently worth…

Same thing with Glenn Beck. Went from "HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH" to "Who?" real quick.

Some people belong in the shadows I guess…

I know we all like to joke about how Bannon looks like he's infected with a space virus but good lord that is one unhealthy looking Nazi. He's the poster child for the need for Obamacare. Get some goddamn skin products for God's sake man, you're in the public eye! GIVE a shit how you look! It's embarrassing!

I'd like to direct everyone towards this wonderful argument FOR burger flippers getting 15 dollars an hour…written by an EMT. http://www.inquisitr.com/23…

"Which president only served a couple months of his term before dying?"
"Please, let us go-"
"WHICH PRESIDENT?"
"I don't know I don't know I don't know oh god I just want to live…"
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The thing with TV shows is if they're on long enough everyone involved automatically gets a raise. Rather than rewarding people for making a program people actually like that brings in ad revenue, channels fire people and replace them so they can pay less. It's why there's seventeen different AVENGERS and SPIDER-MAN…

Don't forget angry customers who don't know their address, insist you make illegal U-Turns in the middle of Sunset Blvd and promise to leave you a big tip if you let their already vomiting friend in the car only to have no cash on them when they get to their destination. Also you got 3 stars because you're bad at…

Mike Rowe did have a point that there are PLENTY of jobs…its just Americans don't want to do them. My problem is when he implies its because we're lazy rather than the fact that these jobs should pay a lot more than they do. If someone's out in the hot sun picking fruit all day, they deserve more than less than…