To anyone who clicked on this but hasn't watched the show: do yourself a favor and give it a whirl. The concept of a guy who not only survived a zombie bite but is almost totally invisible to them….and that person being a tricksy double crossing asshole…is just too delicious. I care more about Doc and 10K then anyone…

That whole mutiny arc…THAT'S what LOST's final season should have been. When the character split in camps the stakes were…low. That mutiny arc is painful because characters you've grown to love are doing awful things.

Adama going "Look, here's a nice spot where we can build a cabin and spend the rest of our lives toge-honey? Oh. Well, time to dig a grave and live alone forever I guess." is the saddest fucking fate I've ever seen.

Sorry if I was snappy, hard to tell on the internet. Too many old fogies snarling about these weirdos today. Honestly I'd rather live in a world where straight dudes are mildly confused sometimes than the world where anyone not straight had to hide who they are and kill themselves out of fear of what others might…

Somewhere in Jughead's house is a painting of an overweight diabetic in a paper crown. Dorian Grey-style. That's always been my theory.

Is this you expressing a desire to learn, or is it just sneering that things aren't the way you remember and these dang blasted kids are too weak and weird, why can't they be like weeeeee were, PERFECT in every way, what's the matter with kids tooooooday?

God….I mean it works in the narrative because someone offing themselves over it is the perfect way to to sell the depression of finally finding earth and it being a radioactive wasteland…but why did it have to be HER damnitt? Why couldn't it be HOT DOG? And Why couldn't the final cyclon be Hot Dog?

Yeah I feel like anyone ranting about "them being dead the whole time" is either showing their cards as a) someone who watched while looking at their phone the whole time or b) someone who never watched the show but wants to fit in with bitching people like me and just says what they've heard?

They hate being forced to move the time travel wheel in exchange for fish biscuits.

It's difficult for me to say they stuck the landing because so much of that final season just isn't….good? The mutiny arc is painful and beautiful though, and the final four dealing with that revelation in different ways is great storytelling. But something about those last few episodes was just a definite slog, maybe…

Now I'm imagining that shot but instead of the dadadadadaDAdadadada violins its the theme from JACKASS. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Pffffttt that opening scene where she's slowly dragging Tara's body awkwardly off screen to the left I thought "there's no way this awkward shot is dramatic enough to lead us into the opening cred-AAAAAND there's the music. WOW" Bwaahahaahahahaha.

Maybe his abusive girlfriend Emma Roberts didn't want him having dialogue that season. Can they make a season of AHS that's about having to act alongside the person who got arrested for beating you?

I mean, they always had terrific chemistry so I can see why they hooked up. Then again Spike has chemistry with EVERYONE, even Andrew. I don't regret them keeping him around. And hey, they even made it a great plot point of "aw, look at harmless ol' Spike, he's so helpless, can't we keep him?"

Preaching to the choir! What I find interesting is everyone has a different moment of where Walt truly lost their sympathies. It's a great Rorschach test.

Sometimes you should just tell a story instead of keeping the stakes a secret. It's bad if the smoke monster escapes because………?

I actually think Evan Peters captured the horror of knowing you're not you but actually several people sewn together quite well. A shame they found nothing to do with him.

That talking pillow scene went a long way for me for excusing a lot of his decisions. Goddamn Cranston earned those Emmys. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Well, as long as you're NOT going to watch it…may I at least regale you with the wonderful acting of Terry O'Quinn as Locke, half the reason to watch the show?

Fine, they weren't dead the whole time, they just tricked us into thinking they had created an alternate time line when in fact it was the kind of heaven where Aaron has to spend eternity as a baby which is much less stupid I guess.