Her name is Alpha and she has a gigantic loyal body guard named Beta. Yes this happened in the comics.

Why, because their blood lust won't be satiated? Personally I'm terrified whenever someone starts on a "Morgan and his BULLSHIT pacifism, just kill everyone already that's what I WOULD DO" rant. I appreciate stories that try to lead us into being better people than we are rather than ones that try to justify our worst…

"They can't see what will hurt them."

Every episode this season has taken one plot point and DRAAAAAAAAAGGED it out for an entire episode.

I'm dreading that third season. There was FIVE different ways last season could have ended, there's no way they can give us five different openings. I'm afraid we're gonna open with "Oh, Kenny/Jane died off screen."

I really don't know what they can do with Negan. When he was teaming up with Alpha I thought oh, this is fun. But now we're meant to be rooting for him when someone tosses him Lucille? WHAT? Please let THE WHISPERER WAR end with Maggie finally killing him.

I like Darabont a lot, but his original contributions were T-Dog and the retirement home gang. In fact, I'll just say it: almost every single original addition sucks. That hospital arc? What the fuck even WAS that?

Maybe do it as a reveal in the premiere of season 8?

Is this the same market research that studied the reaction to Glenn's fake dumpster death and decided to end season six the way they did?

I've thought about the poison thing and it relies on a) Negan picking out only the poisoned food since he takes what he wants, not what you offer him and b) relies on no one in Negan's camp catching on before they can seek retribution.

So Negan is Trump, Deanna was Hillary, Ezekial is Obama, The Governor was Mitt Romney, Cannibal Hipster was Martin Shkreli and uh…Rick is uh…Bush I guess? Shane was Dick Cheney if Dick Cheney actually failed to shoot his friend in the face with a shotgun.

"Hey now, your father died because an alcoholic doctor tried to stab me for nailing his hot wife, and your mother only died because I lead everyone on a batshit mission to lead a thousand walkers down a path."

Actually next season Bald Maria Bello will be our big bad.

I just want to see a TRIAL BY SEVEN. I assumed that was going to pop up in the SONG OF ICE AND FIRE narrative and I had a fun time trying to decide who the seven on each side would be.
1-The Hound
2-Brienne
3-Tormund
4-Thoros of Myr
5-Berric Dondarrian
6-Jorah Mormont
7-Jon Snow

Everyone knows it was Jon Aryn that held the Seven Kingdoms together during Robert's reign. Make a prequel series about him, because he's an important figure we know next to nothing about.

In fairness, if Brandon Stark hadn't marched up to the Mad King and demanded his sister back, he and his father wouldn't have been burned alive. Murdering your Warden of the North after he's reasonably upset about your son stealing his sister is guaranteeing rebellion.

Meaning there will be a lot more money available for dragons vs Ice Spider battles. I've been waiting since season one for Ice Spiders. Don't deny me my Ice Spiders, HBO.

Remember in the first FAST AND THE FURIOUS how it was just about stealing dvd players from trucks and how in FURIOUS 7 they're sitting around a high tech government table with mysterious government men making decisions that effect the whole world? That'll be Rick and his crew.

I mean if they do All Out War this season and The Whisperer War next season, they've pretty much reached GAME OF THRONES territory at that point. Passing over the original.

As for 3, I think its okay to CALL someone a dick, but suggesting someone suck your dick is a sexual act and therefore not okay. But sucking nuts is okay I guess? None of these rules make sense. "They're sccccwoooooooing with the wrong people." will never be better than "They're fucking with the wrong people."