If…you don't…want…to talk…politics…don't…ask…a man…running…for…president…to be…on…your…show.

Yeah and Mitt and Obama was a close race too, I remember. Let's all vote this time thought because I don't want a repeat of 2000: "Doo hoo hoo what an idiot, we all KNOW he's an idiot, he'll never be presid-oh he is."

Let's be honest here, if Fallon were anything other than white, he'd have been booted a long time ago. He's Milquetoast and inoffensive to old racist eyes so give him the tonight show.

You wanna actually bet money on if Trump wins? You'll owe a lot of people a lot of money. But much like your hero, you won't honor the agreement.

The trailer. It had a great trailer with a great "what an ironically upbeat song" choice.

How do you write that mom scene and not go "Wait, no humans would act this way, ever. Better find a different way for the mom to be killed."?

What a convenient place to rant about YOU'RE NEXT!

Aren't you glad there's mandatory minimum sentences for weed while Brock Turner gets 3 months for raping someone?

That's where these guys come in:

I hope that scene ends with him going "I uh…know a guy who can fix that window."

Who's to say every number didn't have their own father and/or mother figure to guide them? Things are vague enough that anything can be the case.

And that's the only reason people liked it, because apparently if something takes place in the 80's old curmudgeons will assume that's the only reason people liked it regardless of quality.

"Hello Max. Or should I say….12?!!?!"

Relax, they just cast Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrel, what could go wrong?

None of that matters because that Superman actually gave a shit about helping people instead of reacting to a child in danger the way you or I would react to having to fix a leaky faucet.

Yeah, you guys are great, but every article that even touches race or sexism has the inevitable "ENOUGH WITH THE PC BULLSHIT" followed by Juror No. 4's polite take of "statistically they are committing most of the crime."

But…giggle…his name is WIENER. Don't you think it should dominate the news cycle?

This is your reminder that republican congressman Mark Sanford fucked off to Argentina to be with his girlfriend without telling his family or anyone at work, thus causing them to both worry about his safety and also cover up for him for days before he stumbled back to America, gave an embarrassing press conference…

lol its really sad to follow someone to a completely different forum, dude. Psycho stalker behavior.

That first season of ALIAS is so good that rumor has it Tom Cruise locked himself in a basement for a week watching the entire first season and got JJ Abrams the job to direct MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III based solely on that first season! So in other words its worth a go even if you only get through the first season!