"Buster! You're a monster, why don't YOU be the The Thing?"

"NO they haven't! NO they haven't!"

I keep thinking it will be the sad story of a group of kids who befriend a monster that killed their friend.

Wait, nobody accepted Colbert's move to CBS. Sorry if this is off topic, but man was that a mistake. I guess The Late Show and all that actually meant something to Colbert, but his audience really doesn't give a shit. His audience didn't really follow him, and I think its a shame, because its not as if his material is…

Yeah I think that's kind of my problem…Stewart always had a white hot anger behind his words, an are you kidding me attitude, like he knew we could and SHOULD be much better than this, and he was obviously frustrated that not only are politicians pulling the same stupid shit over and over again, but that it always…

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The people who killed his father are the worst human beings to ever grace fiction and I hope the show manages to capture a fraction of that/

You're assuming the Saint will even show up this season. They'll end this season with the two angels opening his crypt and expect the audience to go "OH SHIT" instead of "….okay?"

I'm hoping the show becomes more or less "If God wants this thing back, he can come get it himself."

I mean I'm hoping there's more to the story than that, like maybe she takes on the Pube role and its a double botched suicide? But if everyone BELIEVES he shot her, why is he not in jail? Dumb.

Holy shit can I use that line in a screenplay?

"You think I'd just get any random mother fucker's face tattooed on my chest?"

It's a great, dark, hilarious movie that….gets a little less funny the more reality matches it. Too many Ronnie Barnhardt's out there.

My vice principal was Dr. Bishop and he was the kind of guy who would yell at you for not picking up random trash on the ground.

Terrible quality, but this blooper will always be Stevie's defining moment to me: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Nope. You're still wrong. And I'll keep saying that in the hopes that you'll keep doing more and more research to prove yourself right, thus wasting what little time God has given us on this earth instead of spending it with your loved ones. MY EVIL PLAN IS NOW COMPLETE.

"Hey marketing department, you can't put the last 30 seconds in the teaser for this episode!"
"If we don't use that footage of Odin and his army rolling in, what could we use to make this episode look exciting?"
"Uh………..you know what, just use the last 30 seconds."

I stand by my spelling of a made up word. Until its officially in the dictionary, both of us are wrong/right.

CASSIDY: Listen, I saw it okay, I saw what you did to the kid, I saw you tell him to go to Hell and he zipped on out the door to run straight to Atlantic City!

-after just shooting his dad-
JODY: Fuckin' crybaby.