Yep, and Tyrion told her that he was also probably the reason those assassination attempts always failed.
Yep, and Tyrion told her that he was also probably the reason those assassination attempts always failed.
That dream is dead I'm sorry to say friend. If it was going to happen it would have happened this season. Let it go.
"Because fur is hard to animate!"
"So get a giant animatronic Chuck E. Cheese style direwolf, all it has to do is lay there!"
`Somewhere in the Citadel some Maester is telling some intern "No no no House Bolton doesn't rule Winterfell anymore, get me the Stark crests for our Westeros model!"
I was prepared for a worst case scenario of Davos about to stab Mel only for Jon to kill him.
I'm still hoping Euron's "I AM the drowned god." means he has a pet Kraken. This show needs a monster vs monster battle…imagine all of Dani's ships being destroyed by giant tentacles rising out of the water!
"You have to risk everything to come beyond the wall to me only to leave."
"Uh…couldn't I have just taken online classes?"
"I smothered my first love with a pillow because he was comatose."
"My first love was killed by a little boy who I later hanged for stabbing me in the heart."
-Instant sex scene-
LORD MANDERLY: Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is…THE WHITE WOLF!
JON SNOW: Uh, can I please have a say before you all officially start calling me that-
LORD GLOVER: THE WHITE WOLF!
"Why did the convict have to be a black man? Why couldn't it have been a white man who was imprisoned for…for…for polluting a black man's pool?"
Kudos to the commitment to the bit by putting "Science" in quotes. Kudos.
It must really suck to be a celebrity. Everyone else can just have drunken rants like this in peace; but do it on one HBO show no one's ever heard and suddenly every outlet is wringing their hands gleefully and every comment is "lol he's drunk, which is something I've literally never seen before."
"Don't fall into his trap, thanks Sansa."
"You say that like it's obvious."
"Yeah well it IS pretty obvious!"
Credit where credit is due dude, Sansa tried to warn him and Jon did exactly what she told him not to do.
Yeaaaah but if they show had pulled a "we're gonna lock up this antagonist so he'll escape next season" internet would've rioted.
I don't think anyone's been so happy to see Littlefinger before…here's to the last antagonist Sansa has to defeat before the white walkers roam!
MELISANDRE: What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
JON SNOW: Fine, it was a miracle. Can we go now?
Jon getting trampled by his own men…sad and tragic….
Tyrion getting knocked out and trampled by his own men before the battle even starts? HILARIOUS!
https://youtu.be/ZFqr6qfnH4…
There's not greater visual representation for how much you fucked up as a leader than your own men nearly trampling you to death.
They're saving them for when we think Dani has this all wrapped up only to be met with another giant monster menace. Oooooo how I want a dragon vs giant ice spider fight.
Sansa saves the day with a last minute army and everyone's blaming her for not telling everyone earlier even though they made a point to show how no one cared about her input. It's the "Brienne only beat the Hound because some guy bit his neck, she wouldn't have beaten him in a REAL match" all over again.