My pitch: have the creepy Forsaken with the black smiling mask show up a couple times during their first adventure, not "Hey how ya doin' ya don't know me but its the climax so LET'S FIGHT!"

He's got THIRTEEN followers called THE FORSAKEN and hey where are you going come back!

Granted I'm only on book five, but I'm enjoying the multiple groups of antagonists; the Seanchan enslaving everyone, the Whitecloaks going after everyone THEY deem evil; Eliada trying to wipe out any and all males; the Black sisters backstabbing each other; Mazrim Tam and whatever he's up to; and everyone's favorite…

It makes perfect sense to skim over exciting confrontations and go into minuet detail over every single Inn they stay in! If I have to meet one more Goddamn innkeeper….

Well gosh someone's not invited to my birthday party.

Honestly two chapters a character sounds like heaven compared to five chapters set in a traveling circus.

The wind not blowing their cloak was a nice touch.

Hey now, there is NO villain I wanted to see get their asses kicked MORE than those Goddamn evil bastards. Jesse's family from PREACHER comes close.

Perrin got out of bed. He looked for his boots. He found his boots. He put on his boots. He went to the door. He put his hand on the handle. He turned the handle. He opened the door. He walked down the hallway. He found his horse. He saddled his horse. He got on his horse.

There are dangerous time stones that let you step into virtually every single alternate timeline. At one point they get stranded in a world where the bad guys won centuries ago; in another the main character sees every possible way his life could've gone and they all end with the dark one rising and killing…

I'm still on book five. Thanks Jordan, I really didn't need to see that no doubt awesome fight between Matt and the evil Aiel chief we spent two books trying to kill, just cut to afterwards and have people mention it off hand so we can get to the REALLY good stuff: Rand looking for his socks.

/folds arms under breasts

But why? Could it be revenge for when the First Men and the Andals came to Westeros and butchered the children of the forest?

We literally know nothing about them or their motivations yet.

If there's one part they're definitely going to skip, its that. What did the two of them running into each other even accomplish? Thanks for giving us a pointless meeting that literally no one asked for that didn't move the narrative forward at all, George. Now tell us more about Fake Aegon.

I have a bad feeling Arya will try to kill Melisandre…while wearing a different face…so all Jon Snow sees is a random assassin about to kill the woman who brought him back to life…and only learn too late that he just killed his little sister. Thus his path to the dark side will be COMPLETE.

That's how I feel too; only those who are on the verge of losing their faith can perform a resurrection.

Jon Snow will kill Ramsay, and Theon & Sansa will get to kill Zombie Ramsay.

They need to pull a Purple Wedding more often. Killing Joffrey in episode two was a brilliant move. Now I'm afraid they're settling into "make the important exciting stuff happen as late as possible."

"You gotta cut me Daario, CUT ME!"