In case you don’t feel bad enough already, it’s you’re*.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

As a Red Sox fan, I feel that Levine handled this perfectly.

He’s calling you a dum-dum, or at least, with 90% certainty that you’re a dum-dum.

This reply is totally Kluwe-less.

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Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.

Thank you. Butchering Carlin quotes should be a felony.

The line is: “Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” George was a goddamn wordsmith.

I’ve actually tried to reassure my wife that, if I were ever to start hiring prostitutes, they’d be strictly high class call girls and not cheap street hookers.

She’s an intelligent person who has spent the majority of her adult life in public service. In terms of virtue and decency, she wouldn’t have much competition from the vast majority of former presidents, low a bar as that might be.

“Lastly, I don’t think any person would have chosen Hillary as a paragon of virtue and human decency.”

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

He should consider himself lucky, the Vikings version of this story ends in a woodchipper.